Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday, June 19, 2009

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Expo Closing Sale

Bought ceramic tile today.

3 boxes.


Sunday, December 28, 2008


Marshall: what's the truth in your heart?

me: the truth of my heart, marshall
is that
there is no truth
no truth at all
it is a false heart
a vain and shallow heart
that cares only for itself
it is false, it is selfish.
it is of no consequence.

Marshall: you've just come back from bible camp haven't you?

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Best Mix Tape Evaaaah

Picture this:

Sunday morning. We're in bed. You're reading the Times aloud to me as I spread marmalade over a piece of toast for you. We discuss all the things we need to do that morning with the full knowledge that none of those things will get done because the entire morning will be spent talking/whispering/giggling/staring at each other in bed.

And, all the while, this mix will be playing at a clearly audible but non-intrusive volume.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

The Plan

While researching engagement rings for a friend I came across Doyle and Doyle for the first time. They specialize in vintage and estate pieces that are hand picked for their collection. And oh, what a collection. I've already found every significant piece of jewelery I'll ever need to be given on their website.

They are as follows:

The Promise Ring - to be given to me on our one year anniversary.

The Engagement Ring - after a minimum of two years, pls.

The Wedding Band - for our special day. but only if we can find a matching one for you. if not, we'll go with the tendrement bands from van cleef and arpels, kay?

Friday, December 5, 2008

Open Letter

You fuckin bastard. You need to die. At the very least you need to simply drop dead and cease to exist. At the most you need to suffer the most excruciatingly painful death imaginable over and over again for eternity.

I hate you.

I wish I had arrived 10 minutes earlier. I would have run you over with my car.